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31 Mar

In short, Tay—the Twitter chat bot that Microsoft launched on Wednesday morning—resembled her target cohort, the millennials, about as much as an artificial intelligence could, until she became a racist, sexist, trutherist, genocidal maniac. She never spoke of sexting, only of “consensual dirty texting.” She thought that the wind sounded Scottish, and her favorite Pokémon was a sparrow.Certainly, the latter star of the show is not losing any sleep. Our strained relationship is something that was already going on.Most recently, Tara took over social media when she gave birth to a healthy baby boy, Gunner Ethan Pankey, this past VIBE: How do you respond to people who criticize you for having a baby with a married man? My number one goal is to be a mom and provide a supportive and loving home for my boys and I’m doing just that. Obviously, learning about my pregnancy while filming the show, I can’t say that I was excited about that because it was all happening at a very awkward time. There is nothing that we do on ] There is this long history. Peter was there for me when I first moved to New York. With Peter and I our relationship goes beyond the surface stuff.Microsoft’s team worked in tandem with a group of improv comedians, and there’s a way in which Tay herself was a grand experiment in “yes and,” the golden rule of improv, which holds that a good performer never says no to a scenario’s weird meanderings.(The comedians’ fingerprints are all over Tay’s Twitter timeline, although it is to be hoped that her more groan-inducing jokes—“carpe DM me”; “I go to The Church of Biomimicry”—were written by engineers.With almost more life force than ought to be allowed, Jennifer Lawrence has seized the forefront as a dragonslayer with a goofy streak, a female Lancelot with a playful glint, capable of getting up to no good.It is this champagne tickle beneath her oval surface that has enabled her to scale from the rawboned resilience of where she mops up her fourth Oscar nomination at the infernally young age of 25—gave her room to carom and showcased the irrepressible side of her that makes her every red-carpet appearance and awards ceremony a potential Happening, especially if Amy Schumer is in on the caper. If there is, she’ll probably have done it before next year’s Hollywood Issue appears, knocking it off her checklist.

That’s when I decided to let everything go and say, “You know what? This is the choice I made.” The only thing that mattered at that moment was that I was in a healthy state mentally and physically to have another child. I knew there was going to be flack from social media. There are only so many minutes on the show that we share who we are.

If you back me up a few years — sans wife, kids, dogs, published book on relationships, 1.5 million readers and fans following my relationship advice on Facebook — I was a chronic womanizer; a past she knows about, but never experienced personally. In effect, to become so alluring that she would willingly give herself over, thinking that having sex was her idea.

To make matters worse, I wasn't some weak pick-up artist using idiotic dating boot camp approaches that reeked of negativity and douchebaggery on vulnerable women in order to break them down and manipulate them into sex. After all, it's much easier to convince people of things they think they have thought of themselves. There's nothing to fear."After another pregnant pause, she consented with a few words of sage advice:"Don't. Up.", nearly 50 percent of married women and 60 percent of married men will have an extramarital affair at some point in their marriage.

So began the pitch I gave my wife to let me join the marrieds-looking-for-affairs website Ashley Madison.

It would be part of my research into women who cheat, why infidelity is increasing, and what can be done to possibly affair-proof a marriage.